Fun with Oxymorons ...
- Act naturally
- Resident alien
- Advanced BASIC
- Genuine imitation
- Hospital food
- Good grief
- Same difference
- Almost exactly
- Government organization
- Sanitary landfill
- Legally drunk
- Living dead
- Small crowd
- Business ethics
- Soft rock
- Butt head
- Military intelligence
- Software documentation
- New classic
- Sweet sorrow
- Childproof
- "Now, then ..."
- Synthetic natural gas
- Passive aggression
- Taped live
- Clearly misunderstood
- Peace force
- Temporary tax increase
- Computer jock
- Plastic glasses
- Terribly pleased
- Computer security
- Political science
- Tight slacks
- Definite maybe
- Pretty ugly
- Twelve-ounce pound cake
- Diet ice cream
- Working vacation
- Exact estimate
- Microsoft Works
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